Tiger Checks in Rehab for is Addiction to Cocktails…WTF?!?!?!

…. to clear any confusions, I mean his addiction to COCKTAIL WAITRESSES!!! Although, if I were Tiger I’d blame my stupidy on cocktail drinks too. Hell, maybe then he won’t like such a complete idiot. *SideEye*

RUMOR HAS IT that Tiger Woods is getting treatment at a top sex addiction program in Hattiesburg, Miss. According to sources, the estranged husband of Elin Nordegren checked into the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services, for its sex-rehab program.

The Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services clinic is considered one of the top in the nation for sexual addiction, is directed by Dr. Patrick Carnes, who has pioneered treatment for sexually compulsive behavior. Sources say that His wife Elin Nordegren had asked him to undergo therapy for his sex-addiction, and now with this step, she sure ought to be happy.

HOLD ON REAL QUICK: ELIN SHOULD BE REVIEWING THE PRENUMP AND GET READY TO SIGN THEM “papers” * insert Usher’s Song* #IMJUSTSAYIN

According to the Web site for the famous facility, their patients usually spend about six weeks in treatment. Sex addicts receive a variety of treatments, including group therapy, cognitive behavior therapy and something called “shame reduction.” ::CONFUSEDLOOK::