Elin Sets an Example

Tiger Woods recently estranged wife Elin has allegedly made a  progressive choice to defy societies condoning way of slap- on- the- wrist for infidelity. According to reports, Elin will divorce Tiger after the holidays.

“She wants 100 percent divorce, 100 percent custody of the children, and half of everything. And she won’t be changing her mind,” a confidant of the Swedish stunner told the British tab[loid News of the World]. The hard-line stance stems from Woods’ refusal to seek help for his twin addictions to sex and pills, the paper reported. …

“Tiger was supposed to be working on getting better, and he hasn’t done anything,” said Nordegren’s pal. “Elin is livid that he hasn’t checked into rehab and gotten himself off his drugs. He’s acting like a big baby.”

-New York Post

Guess the only good news for you today Tiger is that no new women came forward this weekend to disclose details of their alleged affair with you. Hopefully for you, the number of alleged mistresses will remain at 14….NEVERHEARDOFIT!!!!!