Did Tiger Woods get Chris Browned???

The media is going crazy about a car accident that Tiger Woods was involved in early Friday morning. The strange part is no one really has any idea of what happened and even stranger, it all happened in Tiger’s driveway. HUHHH???? Apparently, Tiger crashed his Cadillac SUV into a fire hydrant and tree in his neighbor’s yard. When the police arrived at approximately 2:25 am he was lying on the ground, dazed and bleeding from his lips and with blood in his mouth. But how the hell did this happened? ::SOCONFUSED:: His wife, Elin used a golf club to break the windows to drag him out and lay him on the grown before the police arrived. They have ruled out any abuse of alcohol which makes the story even crazier. If we can’t blame it on the alcohol then what or who can we blame it on? Let me put this all together, Mr. Woods leaves the house in the middle of the night, drives down his own drive way (which he probably does at least 3-4 times a week) and crashes into a tree and a fire hydrant and is knocked unconscious? SERIOUSLY? NEVERHEARDOFIT! How fast can one be going down the drive way for them to be knocked unconscious like that? Something or Someone caused him to lose control of his vehicle and rush out the house franticly with a bloody lip. If that something wasn’t liquor and the only someone there was his wife. I’ll let you guys put two and two together. I’M JUST SAYIN’.
We can all get off Chris Brown and Rihanna’s domestic issues for a while because if what I’m thinking is true, If Elin did to Tiger what Chris Brown did to Rihanna then I guess we can no longer say that Tiger Woods, the world’s No. 1 golfer, can’t be beat. LMFAO WTF!!!!